Saturday, September 19, 2009

New Kitty!


Thursday morning, I was at my mother's cottage when someone knocked on her front door. When I opened the door the FedEx Lady was standing there holding a little kitten. She asked me if I would hold the kitten while she drove away, because the little guy kept crawling under her truck and she was afraid she'd run him over. So I took the cat and watched her drive away.
The rest is history...
Within 5 minutes he was named Roethlisberger.
Within the hour he was at the vet getting a flea treatment.
And the next day he had an appointment for his shots and tests.
And that is how we came to have a 3rd cat.
So here's the newest addition to the family!
Roethlisberger
aka Big Ben, or Kitty



Saturday, July 25, 2009

Summer and Savings

Reality has finally hit home. DH's paycheck as an intern is going to be, as Dan Rather would say, 'tighter than wet jeans.'

Which got me searching for some frugal lifestyle tips...

Enter the Southern Savers blog!

OMG! This blog is amazing! I have already totally organized my coupon binder and printed out TONS of coupons from the internet. I'm even going to buy 2 Sunday papers!

Did you know there are families out there that feed themselves on about $100 a month!?!??! And no, they aren't strictly vegetarians!

Check this out when you get a chance: http://www.southernsavers.com/

I'm totally psyched! Can't wait to start shopping, er, I mean saving!

and talking about psyched! Holy Mama! Check this out!



Why, oh, why must we wait until November?!??!?

Monday, February 2, 2009

Super Bowl 43!


OMG I can't believe I haven't blogged since NOVEMBER! WTH!

I have a sleeping dude on my lap, so I'll be brief!

THE STEELERS WON!!! So Awesome. So Stressful! So proud of Ben! So dissappointed in Harrison.

Yeah!

XO to all!
Suzy

Thursday, November 20, 2008

TWILIGHT EVE!!!

T'was the night before Twilight and all through the house, Beach Mama was surfing and moving her mouse.

Can you believe tomorrow is TWILIGHT! I am so there! I might have to see it twice this weekend! EEEKKK!

If you haven't purchased the soundtrack then GET ON IT! I love love love it. Listening to it all the time.

Here is a new music vid of one of the songs!
Enjoy!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

BOOK CLUB!!!!

Hi All,

My good friend Sabrina suggested we start a book club. After getting turned on to the Twilight Series, and my entire family catching vampire fever, I feel a hankering for another good book.

Hence, the BeachMama Book Club is born!

Our first official selection is... REVOLUTIONARY ROAD by Richard Yates

I've scoured the web and the cheapest copies are available at Amazon.


And, as an added bonus...

It's been made into a movie starring KATE WINSLET and LEONARDO DiCAPRIO!

Slated for release December 26, 2008!

Preview the movie/book here!

So get your copies! We begin reading October 17th!

Cheers!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Getting Healthy!

Ok, so here is a talky blog...


Links:

Reach your Goal with Self :http://www.self.com/goal/welcome

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Clay's Gay and I'm Happy


Wow, what a week! I finished my first paper for my US History class. I'll publish it here for all to read. But first...

Clay Aiken announced to People Magazine that he is Gay. Ok, so maybe this is a big deal to the world b/c the rumours have been circulating for years. Maybe it's because so many people are surprised that someone would stay in the closet for 29 years. Maybe it's because so many people are backward and need to get a life.

So Clay is gay. So what. I like him. I always have. I always will (unless he becomes a serial killer. It would be difficult for me to be a fan of a serial killer.) I don't care who he dates, what cereal he eats, or how often he clips his toe nails.

So grow up people. This is the 21st century. People are queer, they're here, so get over it!

sheesh...

Now on to my paper...

THE MARROW OF TRADITION BY CHARLES CHESNUTT

If you haven't read the above book, DO IT. You will have your eyes opened to race relations in this country. It was written 100+ years ago and is still as valid and important today as it was when it was published. You can't fully see our present or look into our future without knowledge of our past.

Did you know that in 1898, the only successful coup d’état of a government in the United States of America occurred?

Out right murder and massacre flooded the streets of Wilmington, NC. And it happened the day after the November election.

And you know what?

No one did a single thing about it.

Not the government.

Not the military.

No one.

And the legacy lives on…

It made the Rodney King riots of 1992 look tame. The death toll is still undetermined, these 110 years later. Unknown numbers of African Americans were murdered in the streets by white supremists. The majority that were left, were run out of town.
Here's my paper... I may edit it once I get feedback from the TA. Please don't plagiarize my paper. Stealing is beneath you...

The Marrow of Tradition and the Use of Novels as Historical Sources

In the Marrow of Tradition we follow three families; their experiences and intimate beliefs on race and society. The book covers a pivotal turn of racial politics in United States History.

These three families: the Carteret’s, Delamere’s, and Miller’s are forced to examine their long held beliefs in deeply personal ways through violent environments. They are exposed to their own hypocrisy as well as their own noble (or ignoble) truths.

Through these families, American readers, being a multi-racial people, living in an immigrant country, are able to freely examine our own deeply ingrained feelings. The medium of the fictionalized historical novel allows us to do this in a slightly less intimidating way allowing us to safely and honestly examine our own attitudes. In essence, Chesnutt allows us to be the lynch mob as well as the lynched.

Fictional Wellington is a city on the dawn of integration. The absolute power that white plantation owners and the white wealthy families once held has been diminished and given over to a more wholly democratic system. Former slaves and free men have been enfranchised and now hold some political offices.

The emasculated southern white men, who have lost a war, and now some of their power, are searching for reinstatement of their full authority. They soon find that violence and anarchy is not beneath them. On Election Day a coup d’état is planned and it quickly spirals into a murderous riot. All the families are affected. They each experience the full
horror of the day (though perhaps none so much as the Miller family) and are painfully forced to re-examine honor, equality and humanity.

The Rape Myth


At this time, in turn of the century America, the rape myth was an incredibly powerful rallying theme for uniting white Americans and especially essential to the white man’s perception of his own supremacy. Chesnutt demonstrates through his writing that as dominant as the rape myth is, it is, it is still, truly a myth. He expertly conveys a range of views within the white race regarding black men – from Quaker raised Ellis, and moral Old Delamere, through the range of the spectrum to its darkest fringes with the crude and violent Captain McBane. The belief of the deep ingrained savagery of the black race seems to be at the root of the white characters predjudice, in varying degrees, excepting the Philadelphian, Dr. Burns and the honorable Old Delamere.


Major Carteret:
Mr. Delamere had grown old, and had probably lost in a measure his moral influence over his servant. Left to his own degraded ancestral instincts, Sandy had begun to deteriorate, and a rapid decline had culminated in this robbery and murder,--and who knew what other horror? (181)

Lee Ellis:
…but as to negroes, they were as yet a crude and undeveloped race, and it was not safe to make predictions concerning them. No one could tell at what moment the thin veneer of civilization might peel off and reveal the underlying savage. (119)

A powerful example of the influence the rape myth held is seen in the reaction of the ‘Big Three’ (Major Carteret, Gen. Belmont and Capt. McBane) to an editorial about lynching and consensual inter-racial relationships published in the local black owned newspaper.

"This article," said Carteret, "violates an unwritten law of the South. If we are to tolerate this race of weaklings among us, until they are eliminated by the stress of competition, it must be upon terms which we lay down. One of our conditions is violated by this article, in which our wisdom is assailed, and our women made the subject of offensive comment. We must make known our disapproval." (86)

This article referenced above, is based on the true-life editorial written by Alexander Manly in 1889. In it, Manly denounced the concept that sexual violence was solely a black phenomenon. He also goes on to write what many readers of the day would find to be highly explosive comments, “We suggest that the whites guard their women more closely, as Mrs. Felton says, thus giving no opportunity for the human fiend, be he white or black.” (Alexander Manly” 407) and then again, “Don’t think ever that your women will remain pure while you are debauching ours. You sow the seed – the harvest will come in due time.” (“Alexander Manly” 408)


The ire raised in the novel by the article coupled with the robbery and murder of Mrs. Ochiltree explodes when attached to the idea of the rape myth. Conclusions are immediately drawn when a black man is accused of the crimes. “The criminal was a negro, the victim a white woman;--it was only reasonable to expect the worst.” (182)


Throughout The Marrow of Tradition, Chesnutt offers readers his own wisdom in the form of the omniscient narrator.


for knowledge and wisdom are not impartially distributed among even the most favored race. There were ignorant and vicious Negroes, and they had a monopoly of neither ignorance nor crime, for there were prosperous negroes and poverty-stricken whites. (79)


African American Diversity


The diversity within the African American community in Chesnutt’s Marrow of Tradition is vast. He seems to like to play on names. We have Janet Miller, an educated woman of mixed racial background, contrasted with Jane Letlow, an uneducated emancipated house slave. They are vastly different in appearance as in their speech. Janet Miller is a virtual mirror twin of her fully white sister Olivia Merkell Carteret. Olivia is held up throughout the novel as the picture of ‘Southern White Purity’, and Mammy Jane, as refered to by the whites, nearly worships her and the whole Merkell family; never is this made so startlingly clear as at her death. (297) She has bought into the notion that the black race is inferior and should be subservient to the noble high class white race. Jane is, not surprisingly, racist against some within her own black race. She has ingrained this into her son, Jerry, who succumbs to skin and hair bleaching in an attempt to be white. (244)

While Jerry Letlow might try to bleach away his blackness, another black character, Josh Green, revels in it. He is a proud black man, courageously defending his honour and that of his people, even to the death. (309)

In stark contrast to the working class black characters, Janet Miller’s husband is a highly educated doctor. Arguably the most educated person in all of Wellington. He works tirelessly to lift up his people and the community. Interestingly, Chesnutt has made Dr. Miller very light in complexion. “In the dusk his own color, slight in the daytime, would not attract attention.” (294) We know that Dr. Miller is the son of a free man, grandson of a slave (who bought his own freedom) and that he could probably pass for white. This coupled with the fact that his wife, Janet is often mistaken for her paler half-sister, Olivia Merkell Carteret, could be argued in evidence that a colour line is really an illusion. It lends credence to the idea of a specter for humanity where one can find solace in many colours and creeds, rather than the impossible and unsophisticated theory of separation between black and white.


All of these characters are essential in The Marrow of Tradition, as are the diverse array of white characters, to reinforce the verity that character, integrity, morality and honour are not divided along racial lines. They ebb and flow throughout humanity, heeding no notice of race, gender, or class.


Relationships between Whites and African Americans


The inter-racial relationships are complex, confusing and contradictory in turn of the century Wellington. However, I believe that they are quite realistic and historically accurate. Chesnutt himself is of a mixed race heritage and having lived in both the North and the South throughout his life, and perhaps at times, being mistaken for a white man (my own conjecture based on photographs) he may have experienced both sides of this complicated relationship. For example, Major Carteret’s feelings on the black race range from annoyance to dreams of genocide (245) to wishing to rescue his house servant from death in exchange for his own life. (305) The sincerity of his wish is questionable. Certainly his actions in the preceding 300 pages seem to indicate he would behave otherwise!


It seems the majority of the white characters in The Marrow of Tradition either look upon the black race in general with distain, and are most comfortable in keeping black society as subservient as possible. There are of course the exceptions to the rule. Old Delamere rescued his servant Sandy’s family and eventually freed them, before mandated with the emancipation proclamation, and loved and raised Sandy with pride and respect (I suspect a benevolent ulterior motive here: with Old Delamere’s grandson and Sandy looking so much alike as to be interchangeable when ‘made up’ similarly, could not Sandy be Old Delamere’s grandson too? (173)


Interestingly enough, some of the older, former slaves, seem to count their former Masters as friends, even discounting others within their own race. It would appear they’ve exchanged a racial divide for a caste system. Jane Letlow feels many within her race are beneath her and others need to be kept in their place. Her son, Jerry, advocates the lynching of an innocent man and feels more respect for Major Carteret, than the more liberal Mr. Ellis, because he refuses to shake Jerry’s hand.


Mr. Ellis had once shaken hands with Jerry,--but Mr. Ellis was a young man, whose Quaker father had never owned any slaves, and he could not be expected to have as much pride as one of the best "quality," whose families had possessed land and negroes for time out of mind. On the whole, Jerry preferred the careless nod of the editor-in-chief to the more familiar greeting of the subaltern. (29)


The more educated and middle class African American characters seem to tread a fine line. They are in a constant struggle to better the lives of their fellow African Americans while staying safely within the rules and boundaries of southern white society and occasionally crossing into dangerous territories as necessary.


Dr. Miller:

It was a veritable bed of Procrustes, this standard which the whites had set for the negroes. Those who grew above it must have their heads cut off, figuratively speaking,--must be forced back to the level assigned to their race; those who fell beneath the standard set had their necks stretched, literally enough, as the ghastly record in the daily papers gave conclusive evidence. (61)

Dr. Price:

It had been easy to theorize about the negro; it was more difficult to look this man in the eyes--whom at this moment he felt to be as essentially a gentleman as himself--and tell him the humiliating truth. (74)

Dr. Price:

He really thought him too much of a gentleman for the town, in view of the restrictions with which he must inevitably be hampered. There was something melancholy, to a cultivated mind, about a sensitive, educated man who happened to be off color. Such a person was a sort of social misfit, an odd quantity, educated out of his own class, with no possible hope of entrance into that above it. (75)


"That is the situation," added Miller, summing up. "Their friendship for us, a slender stream at the best, dries up entirely when it strikes their prejudices. There is seemingly not one white man in Wellington who will speak a word for law, order, decency, or humanity. Those who do not participate will stand idly by and see an untried man deliberately and brutally murdered. Race prejudice is the devil unchained." (194)


The inter-racial relationships are thorny at best, inhumane at worst and prickly in general. One topic I wish to address is something that I found simultaneously offensive and odd from Mr. Chesnutt’s novel. All of the educated African American characters are light skinned and many could pass for white, while the more subservient and subversive characters are of a darker complexion. I can’t help but wonder why he would do such a thing. Perhaps he can relate more to this physicality because he himself was fair skinned. Yet it almost seems to play into the white supremacist belief illustrated throughout the novel by the very characters we are supposed to dislike. Why do the most successful, educated, kind, patient black characters come from mixed heritage, or at the very least have very light skin? I am uneasy with this representation of the successful black person, and wonder if Chesnutt is trying to imply that lighter skin is somehow superior. I hesitate to fully embrace this idea, since it is at such extreme odds with what he is trying to convey throughout novel.

The Marrow of Tradition as a primary historical source


While Chesnutt’s novel is a work of fiction, I feel it serves an important purpose for relating history in an easy, entertaining and memorable manner. His text is rich with characters and powerful prose, at times almost lyrical and poetic. Once read, The Marrow of Tradition will stay with you for the rest of your life. It is an incredibly effective teaching tool. As a primary source, it relates the complex social structure of the early 20th century South through the use of characters and their relationships. Chesnutt wrote his novel shortly after the massacre on which it is based, and within two years The Marrow of Tradition was published. Nearly all the public events, the article that helped to incite the southern whites, unjustified lynching, the public massacre and government overthrow are historically accurate. Chesnutt had strong ties to North Carolina, the state in which the massacre occured. He was born in North Carolina, raised in North Carolina, and taught in North Carolina. The day after the Wilmington, NC riot he wrote to his publisher:


Nov. 11, 1898


Dear Mr. Page:-

I am deeply concerned and very much depressed at the condition of affairs in North Carolina during the recent campaign. I have been for a long time praising the State for its superior fairness and liberty in the treatment of race questions, but I find myself obliged to revise some of my judgments. There is absolutely no excuse for the state of things there, for the State had a very large white majority. It is an outbreak of pure, malignant and altogether indefensible race prejudice, which makes me feel personally humiliated, and ashamed for the country and the State. The United States Government is apparently Powerless, and the recent occurrences in Illinois in connection with the miners strike to emphasize its weakness. (Browner)


Once he decided to write about the Wilmington riot, Chesnutt was in an advantageous position for he could interview his own relatives who had survived the massacre. Thus having been given a first hand account he has provided us with a detailed description of that day, and the atmosphere in Wilmington leading up to the disaster. (Merriman, par.7)


It would be misleading to assume that The Marrow of Tradition is a perfect representation of the past. It is written by one man, with no official collaborators. It is a fictionalized account, that is to say, not historical truth. And as un-biased as I’d like to believe Charles Chesnutt to have been, no human is perfectly un-biased. After all, this is a highly personal tragedy as evidenced by his words in the above quoted letter.


That said, The Marrow of Tradition, I believe, passes any historian’s litmus test as a useful primary source, so long as it is used in conjunction with other primary sources and historical events referenced within the text.


Works Cited
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Browner, Stephanie. “The Wilmington Riots.” The Charles Chestnutt Digital Archive. 2001.
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Chesnutt, Charles. “Alexander Manly.” The Marrow of Tradition. Eds. N. Bentley and S. Grunning. Boston: Bedford/ St.Martin;s, 2002.
Chesnutt, Charles. The Marrow of Tradition. New York: Penguin, 1993.
Merriman, C.D. “Charles W. Chesnutt.” The Literature Network. 2006.
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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Matt Damon on Sarah Palin

I have to agree with Mr. Damon on this one. It is terrifying...

Monday, September 15, 2008

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin = FREAKIN' HILARIOUS

Hi Bloggers,

If you haven't seen this, watch it. Try not to pee your pants!
xo
BeachMama

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Twilight Saga Shopping

Ahhh....

Edward...Bella...Jacob...Bella...Edward...Bella...Jacob...Edward...Bella...Jacob...Edward...Bella...Jacob...
I have just finished Breaking Dawn!

Don't worry, there are NO SPOILERS HERE.

If you haven't heard about Twilight, or Stephenie Meyers, Google it or search her on Amazon.

Or if you are too lazy click here:

Twilight ... $6.04




New Moon ... $11.99











Eclipse ... $10.99

Breaking Dawn ... $12.64

Stephenie Meyer official website











Okay...

Now for those of you who are into the series and the new converts I've driven here...

Check out these unique handmade Twilight inspired items, made my fans and available for purchase at Etsy.com. Each item has a link to the shop where you can buy it.

Bella's Bracelet
$20.00

link to Bella's Bracelet


Made by BeachMama
Exclusively at Etsy








Inspired by Bella's Bracelet


Sterling Silver Necklace
$24.00


Link to Necklace

Made by BeachMama
Exclusively at Etsy


Necklace Detail














Eclipse Ring $90 Link to Ring

Sterling Silver Oxidized texture with a 14k golden moon...
Top concave disc is about the size of a quarter.
Size 7 1/2 May be sized up to 8
Custom sizes happily made.


Made by Emaa Jewelry
Available Exclusively at Etsy

Vegetarian Vampire T-Shirt $21.99
Link to T-Shirt


embroided in the twilight font in silver surrounding the double V "fang" logo on a black Jerzees t-shirt.

Sizes available: S, M, L, XL

Made by Bowed Over
Available Exclusively at Etsy







Twilight Series Quote Pendant $22.99


Link to Pendants

All quote necklaces are done in the same format with silver toned chain and vibrant red fresh water pearl "blood drop"

Made by Wicked Gems
Exclusively at Etsy














Run with Vampires Bracelet $30.00

Link to Bracelet

Sterling silver chain with a sterling silver oval tag engraved with "I run with Vampires".
It also has a red enamled apple.

Made by Millie5328
Exclusively at Etsy



These are just some of the best of the best of the Twilight inspired items on Etsy.
I may post more soon, but be sure to read the books and search on Etsy for more!

Happy Reading!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Creative Juice

While visiting my mom we've been watching a show on th DIY network called Creative Juice. It's one of those crafty shows that I want to hate, but just can't. Yes it's campy and the hosts can be a little corny, but that is all part of it's charm.

Today, Mom and I made bling rings. You know the rings that have loops on the top and you attach all sorts of beads and charms... I never made them before b/c i thought that I wouldn't like to weat them. WRONG! So fun and very cute, and we learned from our good friend Cathie Filian at Creative Juice.

Curious about Cathie, I googled her. She has a fun blog here at blogger: http://cathiefilian.blogspot.com/ and she is a fellow Etsian: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5105005




Cathie, if you're out there and come across this blog, you have 2 new fans!




Your Virtual BFF!


Beach Mama

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Blame Stephenie


Okay, I know I was supposed to post a video for your reycled paper purse, and I made the video... But something totally wonky happened to the video when it was downloading from camera to computer and now it is completely messed up. I was so bummed that I haven't been able to bring myself to recreate the thing.

Plus

I saw Stephenie Meyer on Good Morning America.

Where have I been?!

And if you don't know who she is, where have you been?



Apparently she's written a series of books about a love struck couple with some serious issues. Okay, he's a vampire. But it's not a freaky weird creepy series. It's actually very good and very addicting.

I've spent the last 3 days speeding through Twilight (book #1 of the 4 book series) and now am on to New Moon. Ahhh.... So good. So fresh. So unique. Pick them up, you won't be dissapointed.

I cannot wait for the movie. 12/12! ARGH! so far away. And based on the previews it looks awesome and so true to the book. The lead is Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter and Goblet of Fire movie. I had a crush on him then and now my heart is all aflutter!

So i will get the video started on the paper folding soon. And with any luck I won't encounter the same technical difficulties as before.

Read the book y'all! TWILIGHT! It's a little slow at first, but stick with it, you'll be glad you did.



ciao for now!
xo
BeachMama

Thursday, July 31, 2008

July 30, 2008 - Pool Day

Wednesday

Dad’s Dinner Night

Every Wednesday night is my Dad’s night to cook. Mom has the evening off and Padre-man brings something home. Tonight we had Chinese. Move over Campbell’s, it was Mmm Mmm Good!

I’ve mastered the paper folding purses and will begin to teach you tomorrow.

In the meantime, you need to cut 288 pieces of paper.
144 of these are your purse colours (try to use ads and pictures from magazines that don’t have a whole lot of white or text).
The other 144 pieces of paper can be text or anything else, you won’t see them at all.
You also need to cut 144 pieces of cellophane.

All of these pieces of paper should measure 2 ½ inches x 6 inches. For the cellophane, you can use crystal clear page protectors. If you use standard size protectors you will be able to get 12 pieces of 2 ½” x 5 ½” rectangles.

Cut these out and once you are finished cutting, grab a roll of scotch tape, a giant plastic needle or giant rounded tip embroidery needle; and either embroidery floss or fishing line.

In summary you need:
144 pieces of colourful magazine paper; 2 ½” x 6”
144 pieces of paper, 2 ½” x 6”
144 pieces of page protectors, 2 ½” x 5 ½”
Scotch Tape
Embroidery Floss, or fishing line
Giant Plastic or Rounded Tip Embroidery Needle

Meet me back here tomorrow and I’ll teach you how to fold your paper and start weaving together one of these AWESOME pocketbooks!

Ok, so back my life in Charleston…

As many of you know, my dear Mom has been getting really healthy. I am trying to follow her every move, b/c I desperately want to get healthy too. I weighed in Sunday morning at 255 ½! OMG! PEOPLE! That was a shocker. Remember, I’m 6 feet tall, but DAMN! That’s a lot.

Monday I weighed in at 252 ½ , Tuesday I forgot to weigh in before breakfast… and today I was (drum roll please!) 249 ½! Woohoo!

I’ve been more active here, but I need to step it up. I’m dying to get on my bike and ride to the pool and round the ‘hood. Haven’t gotten it together for that yet. Yesterday we packed the kids to the beach. It was so hot! Whew! Plus I was the family pack mule. I swear, I carried 95% of our stuff, including, chairs (4), umbrellas (3), a bag with towels (4) sunscreen, water (3 bottles), and extra clothes, beach toys (think multiple buckets, shovels etc…) It is a miracle that I made it. Sheesh! We parked ourselves too far from the water, it was low tide and it was like a mile from the dry sand to the water, okay not a mile, but a really long way and I was already pooped from dragging this gear from the car, across the street, down the boardwalk and into the sand. It was a beautiful day, but next time we are definitely bringing less crap and setting up shop closer to the water.

Today we checked out the pool.


It was so nice! I think we will have to make a daily trek to the pool I can def. bike there. It’s in the ‘hood so there are no real busy roads. The Pool is actually 3 pools: a little 1 foot baby pool, a 3- 4 ½ foot amoeba shape pool and a large rectangular lap pool. We hung out mainly in the big amoeba pool. The Little Mermaid swam, actually swam, and without complaint! Little Dude had fun going form me to Grandma and back again. And he found particular pleasure in following Little Mermaid around and annoying her. But she secretly loved it, you could tell, it was her entertainment. At one point, Mom and the kids had a mini conga line going. Very cute.

We are all getting a little tan, in spite of the sunscreen.

Ok, going now.
Don’t forget your supplies!
XO
Beach Mama

Sunday, July 27, 2008

McDonald’s McDumb@$$

Today was the last day I will buy anything from the fast food establishment known to the majority of the world as McDonald’s. Yes, you heard it here. Feel free to point at me and scream if you see me even eyeing some greasy fries. I have HAD IT! McDonald’s has long been my least favourite of the fast food franchises. Today they have solidified their placement at the bottom of the list. In fact, as I inferred, they are not even ON said list.

What has happened that this mecca of fried would be deliciousness has so disgruntled Beach Mama as to be banished from her world? Well, it began years ago, when on a road trip. This first egregious incident happened at 8:30 in the morning. We pulled into a McDumb@$$ for some quick drive-thru breakfast. The Dude and I had been extolling the many virtues of a certain breakfast pancake style sandwich and decided to pick one up. Remember, it is 8:30 am. We were informed by the barely coherent attendant that they were no longer serving breakfast. WHAT!??!!?!? Yes. This particular restaurant began serving breakfast at some ungodly hour and decided, that, well, 8:30 am is a fine time for lunch. What – you don’ crave a floppy grease soaked fish sandwich at 8:30? How about a Big Mac. But, by all means, DO NOT try to order a egg and cheese biscuit and heaven forbid you want pancakes.

Ok, so that is what began my loathing that is McDonald’s, now known to me and my faithful bloggers as McDumb@$$. I decided to write this off as a twilight zone-esque anomaly.

Onto today…

We slept in a bit and by the time we were packed and ready for travel to Charleston, SC it was after 11. So the Dude and I decided to drive through a McD’s for some LUNCH. Little Mermaid got a Happy Meal, and Dude and I got sandwiches. Little Dude also got a Happy Meal. First, we nearly didn’t get our drinks b/c the window cashier was shirking her responsibilities. Then, we parked to check our food. Good thing too, b/c we were missing an order of fries. So Dude went back into the grease bucket to get the fries. When he got back we realized we were given any napkins. SHEESH! Good thing I had some extras stashed in the glove box. Oh, I also forgot to mention that the health code rating was a mere 90. That’s out of 115 folks. Yup. You KNOW we sucked down some e-coli with our cokes.

Ok, whatever. It wasn’t until we stopped for a bathroom break that Little Mermaid discovered she never received her apple dippers with her UN-Happy Meal. ARGH!

So we carry on. Later in the afternoon Dude was thirsty and Little Mermaid was hungry, still upset about her AWOL apples. So like a good father, Dude pulls into a McDumb@$$ drive-thru to order said apples. He also orders a vanilla milkshake for himself. Notice I wrote ordered and not got… We are pulling onto the road when Dude goes to take a satisfying slurp of his coveted VANILLA shake. Wait. Not vanilla. STRAWBERRY! UGH! NO! SAY IT ISN’T SO!
It wouldn’t have been SO bad if these last 2 incidents had happened on different days. But for this to happen in 2 separate McDumb@$$’s, in 2 different states, on the same day?! No, it’s fate. I’m clearly not supposed to buy from these people. I can quit while I’m ahead. No bolt of lightening needed. I get it. Moving on…

Finally we get to Grandmum-mum and Grandpa-pa’s house in Charleston. The Dude and I unpack the car while the G-rent’s play with the G-kids. We have sandwiches for dinner. I brought my first vegetable from my organic garden. A beautiful green bell pepper. Aahh! So good! Should have taken a picture. Oh well.

Then my Mom (aka Mamasita or Grandmum-mum) had planned a mini birthday party for me. Complete with hand delivered invitations to the Dude, Little Dude and Grandpa-pa (aka Padre-man, my Dad). We took pictures and Little Dude helped me blow out my candles. Some were trick candles, yeah, those never get old. The cake was funfetti. G-d I love those. So colourful and happy. I opened cards and presents. Got a cool candle warmer. Looks sort of like a mini crock-pot and it holds those great big candles in glass jars. I never, almost never, light candles. I too often forget their lit so now I use warmers to melt the wax and get all the scented loveliness in the air. I also got some warm vanilla sugar scented bath goodies in a super cute basket. And school supplies. I love school supplies, and I’ll actually need them this year, as I’m going to be taking a class at UNCG this Fall.

The Dude and Padre-man played Bocce Ball, Little Mermaid served play tea and I cut out paper strips for that paper purse project. Oh yes folks, I’m on the verge of a break through!

It’s been thoroughly great evening at the ‘rent’s house in SC. Mom and I hit Wal-mart for some groceries tonight and now we are all going to bed. I’m pooped. One of these days I’ll catch up on my sleep…

Later Gators!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

What a busy day! After running around in a whirling dervish looking for kitty Dramamine, getting the van packed and kids ready, and parent’s lawn mowed and an attachment for the stroller at the store, and being denied kitty Dramamine from the vet’s office after looking at EVERY pet store in Winston Salem and checking the cats into the hotel we FINALLY made it to Carowinds Theme Park.

We caravanned with the V-C family, Sabby, Big D and Little C. Also, Jack the Dog. He chilled with our cats in the La Quinta. We stopped at the Wendy’s outside of the park, b/c it was lunch time by the time we drove up to the park, and why pay $15 for plain stale hotdog when you can get Wendy’s for 1/3 the cost? Huh? Why? WHY I ASK YOU!

You know the economy is bad when someone steals fast food. The Dude picked up our order and as he was filling the cokes SOMEONE ACTUALLY STOLE OUR FOOD! What is the world coming to? At least Wendy’s replaced the food for free. Good Grief!

Then we had to park in lower Slavonia because every single other spot was taken! Except for the VC family, someone happened to pull out of a primo spot, right next to the handicap parking. So we had to hoof it, but they had to wait for us.

The men split to ride roller coasters and the women and children chilled in the kiddie section. We rode the Dora the Explorer train; I rode the Flying Dutchman’s Revenge (think Sponge Bob Square Pants.) with the Little Mermaid. She also rode her first roller coaster! GO HER! I was so impressed! I HAD to buy the photo of us on it, as evidenced below.


I am so proud!

The weather was great. Overcast, warm, not hot, and just enough spritz and sprinkles to keep the locals at home and the lines short, but not enough to close any attractions. By the late afternoon Sabby and I were sticky from the humidity so we made our way to the water attraction side of the park. We met up with the men and hit the big wave pool the kids wore life vests and bobbed along with us (yes Mom, we held onto them – they weren’t just free floating on their own!) The Little Dude LOVED it. He was having so much fun, he didn’t even complain when an unexpected wave smacked him in the face!

We stayed at the pool for a long time, until about 5:30 and then the men split for some water slides and the women and children marched on to the neighboring sprinkler park for the little-uns. The water park closes at 7, so after the guys showed up, we took turns going into the locker rooms to change back into dry clothes. Now it was the mama’s turn! Sabby and I left the kids with the men and skipped over to the best roller coaster at Carowinds – After Burn (formerly known as Top Gun). I don’t know why they changed the name… my esophagus hurts just thinking about the word after burn. Like heart burn or something else equally unpleasant.

We met up with the men and the lines were so short we took turns watching the kiddies so we could ride the roller coaster with our hubbies. I got a great pic of Sabby and Big D. We rode in the front, and now I’m spoiled. It was AWESOME! I felt like I was flying!


After much more walking and then forcibly removing the men from the extreme rides we began the long trek, cross country to our van. Since we were staying in Charlotte, we wanted to go to our FAVOURITE NC restaurant… Mert’s Heart and Soul. The BEST cornbread and soul food EVER! Don’t believe me? Come and try it. Go on. The cornbread will make a believer out of anybody.

Now it’s midnight. The VC family is on their way home. Little Dude and Little Mermaid are asleep and I can barely keep my eyes open.

Time for bed.
Ciao for now!
Xo
BeachMama